Has anyone seen the trailer for World War Z with Brad Pitt?? Those zombies are scary fast. Like olympic track star fast. Like faster than a speeding bullet fast. How in the hell are you expected to outrun those fuckers?
I was prepared for regular human speed zombies, but not The Flash style zombies. Hmmm… This will require me to rethink my zombie escape plan.
However – I have always said that in the case of the zombie apocalypse I would head for the sea, hijack a boat, head straight for a deserted island and live off the ocean for the rest of my life. And guess what they do in the movie? ***SPOILER ALERT*** They head straight for, you guessed it, the sea. Except from what I can tell in the trailers they take refuge on a battleship. Which is pretty effin’ awesome if you ask me. But my question is this – how are you supposed to refuel the thing when it runs out of gas? It’s not like you can place a sail on a battleship. You didn’t think that one through all the way, did you Brad Pitt???
Take note Hollywood – you need someone like me on your team.